Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to mourn the death of a dear friend…Macy Grant's ladybits.' –Concerned friend of Macy Grant“I’ve been out of the game for so long I wonder if I still remember how to have good sex.Is it like riding a bike, something I’ll never forget how to do?” –Macy Grant, modern spinster and vibrator afficionado“To be honest, I haven’t seen her in years, but we were once inseparable.” –Macy Grant about her ladybitsDating a guy with a beard is one thing. A guy who is a beard is quite another… Macy Grant hasn't sex in a long time. It's time for an intervention. Macy Grant is being set-up. She just doesn't know it… The workaholic, the beard and the problem with attraction!It's been five years since event planner Macy Grant has dated. In fact, her only real relationship – outside of work – seems to be with her vibrator, Frank. Frustrated with Macy's spinstery ways, her friends stage an intervention in an attempt to rescue Macy's vagina from a life of boredom…As Macy agonizes through her first – and worst – date in years, she can't help but notice the brawny, shaggy-haired artist sitting at the next table. Handsome. Sexy. With hands that are incredibly… uh, skilled. So when Macy runs into Jake [last name?] at a party, it's a definitely a sign from the Gods Who Want Her To Get Laid. And oh, she does.Except that Jake didn't tell Macy that it's his engagement party. Or that he's a professional beard who's marrying a lesbian. Now Macy must decide whether she can walk away from the perfect guy… or if she'll risk being exposed as the other woman!