Pride and Prejudice, a play founded on Jane Austen's novel

ACT II

The Conservatory or Orangery at Netherfield. On one side, an archway, approached by two or three steps and hung with curtains, separates the Orangery from the ball-room. On the opposite side is a smaller archway with curtains, which are looped back, giving a glimpse of the drawing-room beyond. There is another door on the right. Bingley is discovered directing two Footmen, who are putting a bench in place. Darcy stands watching him.

Bingley

A little more to the right, Martin. That will do. Push those lights farther back – behind the trees. Yes, that is better. [Looking about him.] I think that is all. You may go. [The men leave the room.] Well, Darcy, do you approve of the arrangements? Have you anything to suggest? Any criticisms?

Darcy

I have no criticisms for the arrangements.

Bingley

[Laughing.] But you have for the ball. Yes, I know – still I was really obliged to keep my promise.

Darcy

I am glad to find that a promise is with you an obligation.

Bingley

Oh, come, Darcy! I understand. Set your mind at rest. I am going to London with you, although I must say I do not see the necessity for it. I think you are exaggerating the effect of any small attentions of mine toward Miss Bennet. However, we will cling together, and fly a common danger.

Darcy

[Coldly.] Common danger?

Bingley

[Smiling.] Yes, common danger! I, too, have eyes. Where will you match the wit and vivacity of Miss Elizabeth Bennet?

Darcy

[Quietly.] She is indeed charming, and I admit that were it not for the inferiority of her connections, I might be in some danger. [Very coolly and confidently.] But they form, for me, an insurmountable barrier against any possible peril.

Bingley

Love laughs at bars, Darcy! [Darcy looks annoyed.] No, – I won't! It really is not fair, since it is my fault. You would never have been put to this test if you hadn't been so good as to stay on here with me after that —

[Stopping suddenly, and with an entire change from his former bantering tone, he says in a hesitating manner.] Darcy, do you really think you should be silent about Wickham?

Darcy

[Haughtily.] Decidedly! I do not choose to lay my private affairs before the world.

Bingley

But the fellow is sailing under false colours. You do not know what the result may be. I really must speak of this again, Darcy, even at the risk of offending you. [Darcy makes an impatient gesture.] I am truly concerned at the foothold this rascal has already gained in the Bennet family. What he has failed to accomplish once he may succeed in again. These young ladies have no brother to defend them.

Darcy

Neither have they the wealth to excite Wickham's cupidity. At any rate I do not wish to be the one to enlighten the neighbourhood. Besides, I understand that he has left Meryton.

Bingley

Even so – I – [He is interrupted by Miss Bingley, who enters gaily from the drawing-room.]

Miss Bingley

Ah! Here you are! [To Darcy.] Will you be so kind? [She holds out her arm for him to clasp her bracelet.] Your sister Georgiana should be here, Mr. Darcy. [To her brother.] Charles, you should have insisted on her coming.

Bingley

I am not in the habit of insisting with Darcy.

Miss Bingley

[Laughingly.] Very true. [To Darcy, who has at length succeeded in fastening the bracelet.] Thank you. [Looking about her.] It is vastly pretty, Charles, but I am much mistaken if there are not some among us to whom a ball will be rather a punishment than a pleasure.

Bingley

[Laughing.] If you mean Darcy, he may go to bed, if he pleases, before it begins.

Miss Bingley

But, Charles, it would certainly be more rational if conversation instead of dancing were made the order of the day.

Bingley

Much more rational, my dear Caroline, but it would not be near so much like a ball.

Martin, the Footman

[Entering, to Bingley.] Several of the carriages have arrived, sir, and the guests will soon be entering the ball-room.

Bingley

[To the Footman.] Very well. [To Miss Bingley.] Come Caroline, we must be at our post. We will leave Darcy to make up his mind whether he will join us later.

[Bingley and his sister disappear through the archway leading to the ball-room. Darcy does not follow them, but walks thoughtfully up and down the room. The sound of a voice is heard announcing.]

The Voice

Mrs. Long – the Miss Longs. [A pause.] Colonel Forster and Mr. Denny. [A pause.] Mr. and Mrs. Goulding. [A pause.] Mrs. Bennet – the Miss Bennets. [Darcy stops in his walk and goes toward the ball-room archway – then he walks once more up and down.] Mrs. King – Miss King. [Darcy again moves toward the ball-room; he lifts the curtain, hesitates – looks in – then disappears.] Sir William and Lady Lucas – Miss Lucas – Mr. Robinson.

[The music now begins, the stage is left empty. After a short pause, Elizabeth and Charlotte appear between the curtains of the ball-room archway.]

Charlotte

[Peeps in – then enters.] Isn't this pretty! Come in here for a moment, Eliza. I want to tell you something.

Elizabeth

[Following her.] Why did I promise to dance with Mr. Darcy just now! Why did not I have more presence of mind!

[They sit on the bench together while they talk; the guests, at the back, pass to and from the drawing-room and ball-room, and the sound of music is heard faintly.]

Charlotte

I dare say you will find him very agreeable.

Elizabeth

Heaven forbid! That would be the greatest misfortune of all. To find a man agreeable whom one is determined to hate! Do not wish me such an evil.

Charlotte

I wouldn't be a simpleton, Eliza. You are angry because Wickham is not here, but I wouldn't allow my fancy for him to make me unpleasant in the eyes of a man of ten times his consequence.

Elizabeth

My fancy for Wickham, as you choose to call it, is simply my sympathy for a most ill-used man: also the relief of meeting with good manners and a good understanding after the insufferable pride of Mr. Darcy, and the stupid pomposity of that dreadful Mr. Collins! [Charlotte starts.] Oh, my dear Charlotte, I have never thanked you half enough for helping us to endure that man. It was so good-natured in you to sacrifice yourself by listening to those interminable speeches of his. – I am more obliged to you than I can express. But oh, what a relief it is to know that he is really gone!

Charlotte

[Who has listened to all this tirade in increasing embarrassment.] Oh, don't! Don't, Eliza! You are making it so terribly hard for me. But, – but I must tell you. – I am engaged to Mr. Collins!

[Elizabeth is stupefied with surprise and looks at Charlotte for a moment in silent and incredulous amazement. Then with difficulty she speaks.]

Elizabeth

Engaged! Engaged to – to Mr. Collins! Oh, my dear Charlotte —impossible! [Hopefully.] You are joking!

Charlotte

[With spirit.] No, indeed, Eliza, I am in most serious earnest. Why should you be so surprised? Do you think it incredible that Mr. Collins should be able to procure any woman's good opinion, because he was not so happy as to succeed with you?

Elizabeth

[Confused.] Oh, no – no – of course not. And, – and you must forgive all I have just said. I couldn't possibly have imagined —

Charlotte

[More sweetly.] No, Eliza, indeed you could not. [She puts her hand on Elizabeth's shoulder.] And we shall be friends still?

Elizabeth

Why, of course, of course, dear Charlotte. It was only the – the surprise. You know how fond I am of you. You know I wish you all imaginable happiness.

Charlotte

Yes, I am sure of it. You must be surprised – very much surprised, so lately as Mr. Collins was wishing to marry you. But, dear Eliza, when you have had time to think it all over, I hope you will be satisfied with what I have done. I am not romantic. I ask only a comfortable home, and, considering Mr. Collins' situation in life, I am convinced that my chance of happiness with him is as fair as most people can boast on entering the marriage state.

Elizabeth

[In an absent manner.] Undoubtedly.

Charlotte

[Looking at Elizabeth affectionately and wistfully.] And you will come to visit me sometimes? I could not bear to lose you, Eliza!

Elizabeth

[Looking up, and patting Charlotte's hand.] Surely, Charlotte! [Smiling.] We are to be cousins, you know.

Charlotte

[Cheerfully.] Why, so we are!

[Colonel Forster comes from the ball-room. Lydia and Denny enter from the drawing-room.]

Colonel Forster

[Hurriedly going to Charlotte.] I am to have the honour of this reel, I believe, Miss Lucas.

Charlotte

Oh yes, Colonel Forster.

[She goes out with Forster, leaving Elizabeth alone, still seated. Lydia and Denny approach Elizabeth.]

Lydia

I think we are being treated abominably ill, Lizzy! It seems that Mr. Wickham has gone off on business somewhere, so he will not be here at all. [Lydia looks off toward the ball-room.]

Denny

[Aside to Elizabeth significantly.] I do not imagine his business would have called him away just now if he had not wished to avoid a certain gentleman.

Lydia

[Suddenly.] Why, Mr. Denny – I do believe the reel is half over – I dearly love a reel! We shall miss it, altogether. Come! [She drags Denny off.]

Elizabeth

[Alone.] Well! Well! The world is surely upside down. Charlotte and – Collins! What a match!

Darcy

[Approaching from the ball-room.] Do not you feel a great inclination, Miss Bennet, to seize such an opportunity of dancing a reel?

[Elizabeth makes no answer.]

Do not you enjoy the reel, Miss Bennet?

Elizabeth

[Looking up.] Oh, I heard you before, but I could not immediately determine what to say in reply. You wanted me, I know, to say – "Yes," that you might have the pleasure of despising my taste; but I always delight in overthrowing that kind of scheme. I have therefore made up my mind to tell you that I do not want to dance a reel at all; and now despise me, if you dare!

Darcy

[Smiling.] I do not dare.

[Miss Bingley enters from the ball-room with an officer. They talk together.]

Colonel Forster

[Entering from the ball-room, and looking about him, sees Elizabeth and comes to her.] May I have the honour, Miss Bennet?

Elizabeth

I do not dance the reel, Colonel Forster.

Colonel Forster

Oh, the reel is over. This is our dance.

Elizabeth

Oh!

[She goes off with Colonel Forster. Darcy remains where Elizabeth leaves him and watches her till she disappears into the ball-room. The officer bows and leaves Miss Bingley.]

Miss Bingley

[Approaching Darcy.] I can guess the subject of your reverie.

Darcy

I should imagine not.

Miss Bingley

You are considering how insufferable it would be to pass many evenings in such society. Indeed, I am quite of your opinion. I was never more annoyed. The insipidity and yet the noise; – the nothingness and yet the self-importance of all these people! What would I give to hear your strictures on them!

Darcy

Your conjecture is totally wrong. I assure you, my mind was more agreeably engaged. I was meditating on the very great pleasure which a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty woman can bestow.

Miss Bingley

[Looking at him very meaningly and sweetly, speaks with coquetry.] Indeed! And will not you tell me what lady has the credit of inspiring such reflections?

Darcy

[With great intrepidity.] Miss Elizabeth Bennet.

Miss Bingley

[Taken aback.] Miss Elizabeth Bennet! I am all astonishment! How long has she been such a favourite? Pray when am I to wish you joy?

Darcy

That is exactly the question which I expected you to ask. A lady's imagination is very rapid: it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment. I knew you would be wishing me joy.

Miss Bingley

Nay, if you are so serious about it I shall consider the matter as absolutely settled. You will have a charming mother-in-law! Of course she will always be at Pemberley with you. Perhaps you might give her a few hints as to the advantage of holding her tongue.

Darcy

Thank you. Have you anything else to propose for my domestic felicity?

Miss Bingley

Oh, yes! Let the portrait of your uncle, the attorney, be placed next to your great uncle, the Judge. They are in the same profession, you know, only in different lines. As for your Elizabeth's picture, you must not attempt to have it taken, for what painter could do justice to those beautiful eyes!

Darcy

It would not be easy, indeed, to catch their expression; but their colour and shape, and the eyelashes, so remarkably fine, might be copied.

Miss Bingley

[Sarcastically.] Oh, I fear not – [Elizabeth and Colonel Forster, with others, enter from the ball-room– Mrs. Bennet with Lady Lucas from the drawing-room.] Here comes the fair one – [Seeing Mrs. Bennet.] – and mamma-in-law as well. I will not intrude on the family party.

[She goes off laughing and mingles with the guests. Colonel Forster bows and leaves Elizabeth with her mother. Bingley enters with Jane from the drawing-room. He sees Darcy, who is standing where Miss Bingley left him, and comes to him.

Bingley

I thought this next dance was the one you liked so much, Darcy. Let me find you a partner.

Darcy

[Starting, as if from a reverie..] So it is. Thank you – I have a partner.

[He goes to Elizabeth, bows, and they go into the ball-room together. Mrs. Bennet and Mrs. Long follow them.]

Bingley

[Looking after Darcy with a smile, turns to Jane.] You must be tired, Miss Bennet. I propose that we sit quietly through this dance. Do you agree?

Jane

Yes, indeed. [She sits on the bench.] It will be very pleasant. [Looking about her.] How very prettily you have arranged all the rooms, Mr. Bingley.

Bingley

I am so glad you think so. I feared they were rather inconvenient for so large a party.

Jane

Oh, I find them delightful!

Bingley

You are always charitable, Miss Bennet. It seems to me you always manage to see the best side of everything. I never knew you to say an ill word about a person or a place.

Jane

[Smiling.] Oh, I fear that is not quite exact. I only try to see things in their best light, perhaps.

Bingley

That is just it. The rest of us rarely try to see things in that way. So you see I have proved my case. You are too amiable.

Jane

Not for to-night, Mr. Bingley. Everybody is of one mind to-night. There is but one point of view – you are giving nothing but pleasure.

Bingley

[Soberly.] I wish it were so – but – [With impulsive earnestness.] Dear Miss Bennet, I wish to tell you – I must tell you —

[He is interrupted by the people coming in again from the dance. Darcy and Elizabeth enter with Sir William Lucas and others. Bingley and Jane rise from their seats and walk slowly toward the back of the room. Darcy escorts Elizabeth to a seat and stands by her. They are both silent for a moment.]

Elizabeth

It is your turn to say something now, Mr. Darcy. I talked about the dance, and you ought to make some kind of remark on the size of the rooms, or the number of couples.

Darcy

[Smiling.] I assure you I will say whatever you wish.

Elizabeth

Very well, that reply will do for the present. Perhaps by and by I may observe that private balls are much pleasanter than public ones.

Darcy

Do you talk by rule then?

Elizabeth

Sometimes. One must speak a little, you know, – and yet for the advantage of some, conversation ought to be so arranged that they may have the trouble of saying as little as possible.

Darcy

Are you consulting your own feelings in the present case, or do you imagine that you are gratifying mine?

Elizabeth

[Archly.] Both, for I have always seen a great similarity in the turn of our minds; we are each of an unsocial, taciturn disposition, unwilling to speak, unless we expect to say something that will amaze the whole room and be handed down to posterity with all the éclat of a proverb.

Darcy

This is no very striking resemblance of your own character, I am sure. How near it may be to mine, I cannot pretend to say. You think it a faithful portrait, undoubtedly.

Elizabeth

I shall not decide on my own performance. [There is a short silence; then, as if with an effort, Elizabeth speaks.] I am surprised not to see Mr. Wickham here to-night. I find that he is a great favourite with the officers. He has made many friends among them.

Darcy

[With great hauteur.] Mr. Wickham is blessed with such happy manners as may insure his making friends; whether he may be equally capable of retaining them is less certain.

Elizabeth

[Excitedly.] He has been so unlucky as to lose your friendship, and in a manner which he is likely to suffer from all his life.

[They are both silent.]

Sir William Lucas

[Coming up to them all urbanity and smiles.] What a charming amusement for young people this dancing is, Mr. Darcy! I consider it as one of the first refinements of polished societies.

Darcy

Certainly, sir, and it has the advantage also of being in vogue amongst the less polished societies of the world: every savage can dance.

Sir William

[Smiling.] Do you often dance at St. James?

Darcy

Never, sir.

Sir William

You have a house in town, I conclude.

[Mr. Darcy bows, but does not speak.]

Sir William

I had once some thoughts of fixing in town myself: but I did not feel quite certain that the air of London would agree with Lady Lucas.

[Mr. Darcy bows in silence again– Elizabeth is amused.]

Sir William

But I must not further interrupt you, sir! I only wish to tell you once more how highly gratified I have been by your superior dancing; allow me also to say that your fair partner does not disgrace you. It is a great pleasure to see you together. I must hope to – to have this pleasure often repeated, especially when a certain desirable event, my dear Miss Eliza, [Glancing at Bingley and Jane, who are talking earnestly together at the back of the scene.] shall take place. What congratulations will then flow in: but let me not interrupt you – you will not thank me, Mr. Darcy, for detaining you from the bewitching converse of that young lady, whose bright eyes are also upbraiding me!

Darcy

[Murmurs to himself.] So! [Looking earnestly at Bingley and Jane, he seems much impressed by what Sir William has said. Elizabeth notices this. Recovering himself, Darcy turns to her again.] Sir William's interruption has made me forget what we were talking of.

Elizabeth

I do not think we were speaking at all. Sir William could not have interrupted any two people who had less to say for themselves. We have tried two or three subjects already without success, and what we are to talk of next, I cannot imagine.

Darcy

[Smiling.] What think you of books?

Elizabeth

Books? Oh no: I am sure we never read the same, or not with the same feelings.

Darcy

I am sorry you think so, but if that be the case, there can at least be no want of subject. We may compare our different opinions of them.

Elizabeth

No, I cannot talk of books at a ball – my head is always full of something else.

Darcy

The present always occupies you in such scenes, does it?

Elizabeth

[In an absent manner.] Yes, always. [Suddenly.] I remember hearing you once say, Mr. Darcy, that you hardly ever forgave; that your resentment once created was unappeasable. You are very cautious, I suppose, as to its being created?

Darcy

[Firmly.] I am.

Elizabeth

And never allow yourself to be blinded by prejudice?

Darcy

I hope not.

Elizabeth

It is particularly incumbent on those who never change their opinion, to be secure of judging properly at first.

Darcy

May I ask to what these questions lead?

Elizabeth

Merely to the illustration of your character. I am trying to make it out.

Darcy

And what is your success?

Elizabeth

[Shaking her head.] I do not get on at all. I hear such different accounts of you as puzzle me exceedingly.

Darcy

[Gravely.] I can readily believe that reports may vary greatly with respect to me; and I could wish, Miss Bennet, that you were not to sketch my character at the present moment, as there is reason to fear that the performance would reflect no credit on either.

Elizabeth

But if I do not take your likeness now I may never have another opportunity.

Darcy

[Very stiffly.] I would by no means suspend any pleasure of yours.

[Miss Bingley enters from the ball-room. She comes directly to Darcy and Elizabeth.]

Miss Bingley

Oh, Mr. Darcy – would you be so good as to go to Charles? He wishes very much to consult with you about some of the table arrangements. You will find him in the dining-parlour. [With exaggerated politeness to Elizabeth.] That is, if Miss Bennet will permit you.

Elizabeth

[Carelessly.] Oh, certainly.

[Darcy bows and goes out.]

Miss Bingley

[To Elizabeth, after a moment's silence.] So, Miss Bennet, I hear that you are quite delighted with George Wickham. He must have told you all a pretty tale. As to Mr. Darcy's using him ill, it is perfectly false. I do not know the particulars, but I do know that George Wickham has treated Mr. Darcy in a most infamous manner. His coming into the county at all is a most insolent thing. I feel very strongly on this point, Miss Bennet, as Mr. Darcy's interests are so intimately associated with our own. [She watches Elizabeth.] We hope Miss Georgiana Darcy may some day be my sister. My brother admires her greatly.

Elizabeth

[With indifference.] Ah!

Miss Bingley

Yes, and therefore we resent these falsehoods and this presumption on the part of George Wickham. But, really, considering his descent, we could not expect much better. He has evidently forgotten to tell you that he is the son of old Wickham, steward to the late Mr. Darcy.

Elizabeth

[Angrily.] His guilt and his descent appear by your account to be the same. I have heard you accuse him of nothing worse than of being the son of Mr. Darcy's steward, and of that, I can assure you, he informed me himself.

Miss Bingley

[With a sneer.] Oh! I beg your pardon. Excuse my interference; it was kindly meant.

[She goes out.]

Elizabeth

Insolent girl! You are much mistaken if you expect to influence me by such a paltry attack at this. I see nothing in it but your own wilful ignorance and the malice of Mr. Darcy.

[Footmen now come in with small tables, which they place about the stage. Bingley comes in and directs them. Darcy follows him.]

Bingley

[To Elizabeth, Jane, his sister, and others who have entered.] I thought it would be pleasant to have some of the tables here. [To Jane.] We must have places together.

[With some bustle, all seat themselves. At the table on one side are seated Darcy, Elizabeth, Bingley and Jane: A little behind them are Miss Bingley with Colonel Forster, Charlotte Lucas with an officer. At the table on the opposite side is Mrs. Bennet with Sir William and Lady Lucas. Behind them are more tables at which other guests are seated.]

Lydia

[Entering with Denny, much excited, goes to Mrs. Bennet.] Mamma, have you heard the news? Mr. Denny has just told me that the regiment is to leave Meryton, and go to Brighton! Good heavens! What is to become of us, mamma?

Mrs. Bennet

[Sympathetically.] Are they really going? Well, my love, it is too bad! I know how you feel. I am sure I cried for two days together when Colonel Millar's regiment went away, five-and-twenty years ago. I thought I should have broken my heart.

Lydia

I am sure I shall break mine. [Coaxingly.] Mamma, might we not all go to Brighton?

Mrs. Bennet

Oh, if we only could! But I fear your father will not hear of it.

Lydia

Oh, papa is so disagreeable! I am sure a little sea-bathing would set me up forever! Wouldn't it, Mr. Denny?

Denny

Surely, Miss Lydia. Oh, you must manage it in some way.

[They move off and take their places at one of the tables.]

Mrs. Bennet

[Looking after them.] Well, Lady Lucas, it is hard for a lively young girl like my Lydia to be cooped up in a place where there is so little going on. However, [Looking at Bingley and Jane.] we are not likely to have it so very dull in the future. [In a loud whisper to Lady Lucas.] You know what I mean – [Nudging her and laughing.] Jane and Bingley!

Lady Lucas

Ah! Indeed!

Mrs. Bennet

[With importance and in a still louder tone.] Oh, yes! It's quite settled. Such a charming young man – and Netherfield only three miles from Longbourn! And Jane's marrying will be a fine thing for my other girls. They will be sure to meet other rich men who will fall in love with them.

Elizabeth

[Who has heard the beginning of this conversation, makes a pretext to go to arrange her mother's scarf and says in low tones.] Oh, mamma! Be careful, I beg. Mr. Darcy can hear you!

Mrs. Bennet

What is Mr. Darcy to me, pray, that I should be afraid of him? I am sure we owe him no such particular civility as to be obliged to say nothing he may not like to hear!

Elizabeth

[In distress.] For heaven's sake, Madam, speak lower! What advantage can it be to you to offend Mr. Darcy? You will never recommend yourself to his friend by so doing.

Mrs. Bennet

That is enough, Lizzy! I think I can take care of myself. I never knew before that it was a crime to speak to one's friends about what everybody can see plainly enough, who has eyes in his head. [Turning to Sir William.] Did you, Sir William?

Sir William

[Smiling.] Our friends usually have very sharp eyes for what is going on, Mrs. Bennet! [Significantly.] I have, indeed, sometimes expected that you would observe what has been going on in our own household of late.

Mrs. Bennet

[Sharply.] Going on? What has been going on, Sir William?

Sir William

[With an important air.] It is only this, Mrs. Bennet, that Lady Lucas and myself have to ask your congratulations on our very great satisfaction in the recent engagement of our daughter, Charlotte.

Mrs. Bennet

Charlotte! Engaged! Why, who in the world is going to marry her?

[Sir William draws himself up with offended dignity; Lady Lucas bridles.]

Sir William

The gentleman whom my daughter has honoured with her hand is your husband's cousin – Mr. Collins!

Mrs. Bennet

[Rising in rage and amazement.] Mr. Collins! Marry your Charlotte? Good Lord, Sir William, how can you tell such a story! Do not you know that Mr. Collins is going to marry my Lizzy – or – or one of my other girls!

Lady Lucas

Well, really, Mrs. Bennet!

Sir William

[Offended.] What I have told you is quite true, nevertheless, Mrs. Bennet. The whole matter was settled before Mr. Collins returned to Hunsford. I am sorry we are not to receive your good wishes.

Elizabeth

[Hastily.] Oh, but you are, Sir William! Charlotte has already told me all about her engagement, and we shall be most happy to welcome her as a cousin.

Sir William

[Mollified and with gallantry.] Thank you, Miss Elizabeth! I am sure other congratulations will shortly be in order.

[He glances significantly at Darcy; Elizabeth draws herself up. Sir William, smiling, makes a little bow and then turns to the table, where he and Lady Lucas busy themselves with their supper.]

Mrs. Bennet

[To Elizabeth.] So Charlotte has told you, has she? I don't believe a word of it!

Elizabeth

Oh, mamma!

Mrs. Bennet

I am sure Mr. Collins has been taken in. Well, I trust they will never be happy together, and I hope the match will be broken off.

Elizabeth

[Imploringly.] Mamma!

Mrs. Bennet

[Turning on Elizabeth in a rage.] And you are the cause of the whole mischief, Lizzy! I think I have been barbarously used by you all!

[While this conversation has been going on, the other guests have been taking their supper. Colonel Forster now rises with a glass of wine in his hand.]

Colonel Forster

Ladies and gentlemen – [The buzz of conversation ceases.] Ladies and gentlemen, I should like to propose the health of Mr. Bingley.

All

Mr. Bingley!

Colonel Forster

[Raising his glass.] To Mr. Bingley – may the pleasure which he has given us all to-night be but a foretaste of the future happiness which he will both receive and give in this community.

All

Mr. Bingley – Colonel Forster! – Mr. Bingley!

[All drink as Bingley bows.]

Sir William

[Rising.] And may I be allowed to still farther express the sentiments of this community, by proposing another toast in which I am sure you will all join me with enthusiasm? [Raising his glass.] To the Master of Netherfield! May he retain that title from his present fortunate youth, to his future green and honoured old age!

All

[Drinking.] Mr. Bingley! Sir William! Mr. Bingley!

Bingley

[Rising.] Ladies and gentlemen! Friends!