One- armed Knight
I am a one-armed knight.
I'm not afraid of skirts or a fork in the eye.
The Hero and the Spy
The hero was making a birdhouse, the children were watching him.
An American spy noticed what the Hero was doing.
American Spy – Children in Danger America will protect! He took out a pistol from under his raincoat
. Covering the body of children. The American spy, pointing his finger at the Hero and his
tools, screams.
– This is a maniac, children are a butcher's axe, a saw that America will protect children. And
what is this
Children are a birdhouse.
An American spy is a birdhouse. I went to the dense one and began to examine it.
From the birdhouse PEEK-A-BOO! said the Cuckoo, who abruptly poked her head out of the birdhouse.
The American spy ran away with all his legs, screeching in his pants on the phone.– New
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